Friday, December 7, 2012 - The News - Page 7A
Often it is said "Life is ~i, ": ~':: bread? Maybe clerks any time I want? But I
:not fair." Should it be? Emily don't like the aged. My could adjust in two or
'.Could it be? husband said I returned three Sundays. I've often
: For example, consider Lutqdy too much, which is not wondered if the extra
ithe telephone. Why does E es so. I try to find someone money made on a Sun-
'.one tiny wrong number who can wear the item. day morning covers the
:in a series, a number of Emily And stores with varied expense of the salaries,
:only one away from the the cord. I love callhours for certain days utilities, shoplifting
:correct one, cause the waiting, although I wait drive me deliriously de- (they never take time
',entire call to be null and for the call I'm on to ranged, off), etc.
:void? finish before I use those Here I am one of those Then we find the nice
After all, even though cute buttons to find the noting that sitcom situa- princess from Britain is
:I've asked for longer one who called and tions or advertisements going to have a baby.
:ring tones, even asking couldn't get me. I like on television hardly ever But she is losing every-
',that my voice mail be re- caller ID, too, and am involve church going,thing she eats, a diseased
imoved, I still have prob- almost able not to an- Roseann, the character, type of nausea that se-
;lems. Our phone rings once ridiculed her son verely hits the pregnant.
'.four times. We cannot swer any call that has no on her "family" show for Not that it matters
imake it from one side of identity.
After all, the telephone going to church, sneak- anymore, but in the
:a room to another in four is my favorite gizmo,ing around to do it. Ifa spring of 1967, I knew I
irings. Then callers tell Think of the gas it saves, church scenario is in- was with child because I
',us they've called us, but Then there are the volved, it is usually all could not keep ice water
'our voice box is full, or stores I still go into. IfI from the same faith. Or down. I was sick. My
we are not connected at need a clerk, none can the scene takes a comi- doctor sent out pills
all. I understand static, be found. If I do notcal air. Of course, funer- (doctors prescribed
but I don't like a dead need one, several are at als make the plots ofmany types of pills
break in conversation my disposal. Lately, I've shows; they usually go then), but they usually
while a friend and I are run into clerks who for laughs. Yes, I think came up with my next
chatting. We've conclud- aren't sweet and friendly shopping should closenature call that my
ed some magical channel as I expect them to be. down on Sundays. Thenthroat was going to be-
control thinks we've Aren't I the butter on the why am I irritated when come more ravaged. In
talked enough and cuts / I can't get to a store at June of that year I lay in
bed, trying all types of
eating tips. We had a 2-
year-old not potty
trained, plus a puppy not
trained either. But we
had linoleum. The next
day the doctor had my
husband take me to the
hospital for glucose in
the veins. While we
were gone, my neighbors
with buckets, mops, and
Lysol, cleaned my
floors. When I returned
home, the best odor that
gave me hope for eating
normally was Lysol.
Who could have imag-
ined?
In English, this type
vomiting is said to be
prevalent among women
having daughters. That's
what my next baby was,
a precious little girl.
When she started her
family, she stayed
ridiculously sick to her
stomach for months.
That baby was a girl.
But this may just be co-
incidental. All I know is
how nice it would have
been to be pampered and
given the best, most del-
icate food in the country.
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